Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Funny Phrases from China

Today while grocery shopping at SuoGuo, I was on a mission to buy "healthy" snacks. Two of my purchases were too funny not to share.

1st. Dried Apricots. Not too funny right? Well, how about dried apricots described like so...."While closing your eyes, let ice-cream slips with water-mouthing moment. Feeling of silky touch as some cozy jazz." This is what the package said. Mmmm...ice-cream slips and cozy jazz.

2nd. Almonds. Not just any almonds..."Top Grade Nutlets, enjoy use of the nature to provide precious." Tasty, (drool forming at corners of my mouth).

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